47. A Dog Called Bandy, She Smells Like Doritos.

Jen: "Ew Bandy, you smell (smile)."

Me: "You know, I don't know if I like dog smell, or if--"

Jen: "I like it, smells like Doritos."

Me: "Wait, did you say Doritos or Fritos?"

Jen: "Fritos."

Me: "Oh, I thought you said Doritos."

Jen: "Yea, I did. Her fur smells like Doritos and her paws smell like Fritos."

Me: "Oh."