4.10.2009
23. Oh Praised Be The Mornings!
Every morning, I have 3 alarms set in intervals of 5 minutes. I move my half-dead body into the bathroom to take a piss, and then I heat up the water on the stove. Then, I proceed into the living room to carry out my morning ceremony: idolizing my cup of coffee, my one or two cigarettes, and my big, lunky headphones. My ass will not cease contact with that couch until (a) my mug is empty, (b) I've smoked my cigarette(s), and (c) the last song I'm listening to finishes.
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i think you would need more than 3 alarms. if i remember correctly, waking you up (during LIN finals last semester) was the hardest thing i've ever done in my life
ReplyDeleteYou're right. I need 5.
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