5. A Ridiculous Monologue

This is Sun Lee reporting live from her dormitory desk in the repulsive O'Neill premises.

I would like to report a floating thought that happened to stop by on its way to an imaginary fairytale land.
Apparently, this thought has informed us of my obviously ridiculous nature, and experts declare this discovery to be the first of its kind.

No, I kid. It would be amazing if it were the first.

I've had an epiphany.

I'm ridiculous.

Oxford American Dictionary

ridiculous
adjective
deserving or inviting derision or mockery; absurd: “When you realize how ridiculous these scenarios are, you will have to laugh.” See note at ABSURD.

Ridiculous
REEdiculous.
Ruhdiculous
Radiculous

Everything seems ridiculous.

A ridiculous relationship with people.
A ridiculous philosophy.
A ridiculous love.
A ridiculous commitment.
A ridiculous view.
A ridiculous stance.
A ridiculous walk.
A ridiculous talk.
A ridiculous word, ridiculous. It appears to be extremely absurd.
A ridiculous personality.
A ridiculous character.
Blah blah blah.

It's also ridiculous to believe you're the only person I wish to tell this to.
It's also ridiculous how I believe it's ridiculous.

But there's one thing I know is not ridiculous: An apology.

Sorry man, I was a butthole for the last 2 weeks.

I don't know if I'm making up my personality as I go, or if it's really who I am, but this sucks. My personality sucks.
Cuz I'm a butthole.
It sucks being a butthole...you have to deal with so much shit, and it's mostly your own shit.